Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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