I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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