The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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