you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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