i just google imaged poop.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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