i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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