You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
3pm strippers are depressing
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
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I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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