We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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