Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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