Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
