the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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