party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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