she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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