Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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