I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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