I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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