looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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