he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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