The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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