did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I CAN MOONWALK!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just gift wrapped bread.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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