i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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