Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Randomize