It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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