I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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