I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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