Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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