And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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