Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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