I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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