I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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