my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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