we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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