You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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