you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
In other news, I just burned my penis
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Randomize
