he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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