i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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