I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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