well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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