I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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