Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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