I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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