Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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