Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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