It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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