she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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