Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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