I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
