If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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