FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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