Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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