she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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