JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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