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I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
31 People Admit To Nasty Things They Do On The Reg
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.