Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go