I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.