make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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